HAVE NO FEAR

Have no fear

When the aliens come

And enslave the earth

They will soon fall

For our ponzi schemes

And organized religions

Double-glazed doughnuts

And chicken sandwiches

Poor and depressed

We will drive them back

To the stars

Have no fear

Of robot overlords
Who barcode our hands
They will soon fall

To our computer viruses

And cyber sex dreams

Three laws of robotics

And hentai porn jpegs

Broken and shorted out

We will beat them back

To dull tools

Have no fear

Of Cthonian horrors

Their deathless lives
They will soon flee

From our logical fallacies

And door to door salesmen

Tax accountants

And automated phone systems

Lonely and deranged
We will repel them back

To mindless chaos