Tuesday, March 22, 2011

The Next Life

Great Gautama
In my next life
Please raise me to the rank of plumber
It is a humble station but honest
One knows up front the shit
One will meet everyday
One washes clean with soap and water
One earns enough for a good house and life
It is natural to make shit
As it is to eat food
Most importantly
I will never have to shake hands

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