Sex in Space

Is it in the future

Or has it happened yet?

Was there any danger

Of getting the controls all wet?

Did the Soviets or the US win the race

To be the first to have sex in space?

If it happened in those early days

The victory laurel goes to the gays

Repressed 60s alpha males all

Twirling in a 69 freefall

But if those rocket men were too stressed

To put their docks and O-rings to the test

Then the mixed shuttle crews were the best chance

Of astronauts getting into each other’s pants

Those flight crew ratios of woman to man

Almost certainly ensured a gang bang

Or maybe skylab visitors scooped them by a few years

In which case once again win cosmonaut queers

But if the great experiment graced the ISS

There would be enough time and room for undress

And if the Soyuz stockers had the notion

To include containers of fragrant lotion

Visitors could engage in weightless mirth

Then post-coitally enjoy the view of earth