Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Modern Kama Sutra

Jehovah position
Man outside the door
Sticks his cock in the mail slot
The woman gives it lip service

Fundamentalist position
Woman wears a burka
Man hits her if any flesh shows
Or she thinks of another man

Atheist position
We do it whatever way we want
We just don’t believe in one another
Or anything greater

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