Sunday, January 15, 2012

Ode to the Neckbeard

O hairy mantle of the neck
Woolly growth of my gorget
In winter’s grip best worn
In sticky summer best shorn
Shorthand for unrepentant geeks
Whose itchy beard of Cheetos reeks
Look at Gilgamesh and Nut
Who did Sumerian throatlocks strut
And know that though it may seem odd
The neckbeard is the beard of gods

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