The red and blue Man of Steel
Hardly seemed real
No wonder people began to worship him
He ain’t been stopping bullets
Since he took to the pulpit
He’s got the fastest growing faith in the
world
These are the real superheroes
Larger than you or me
These are the real superheros
Gods walking proud and free
And the shadpwy Caped Crusader
Was taken down by Ralph Nader
For embezzlement and stock manipulation
Half a billion in gadgets
Some say even a rocket
Disappeared from his R&D laboratories
These are the real superheroes
High above the law
These are the real superheroes
High up above us all
As for that Amazon princess
She’s still trying to save us
By occupying every protest she can
She traded armor showing her ass
For a jumpsuit smelling of tear gas
Truth telling lasso as a belt
These are the real superheroes
Never giving up the fight
These are the real superheroes
Doing what they can to make things right
