Rob Ford’s Mother
Thinks some other
Pair of brothers
Are the ones to blame
For scandalizing
Stigmatizing
The good honest
Ford family name
I once held them to my breast
I can say without duress
That I always did my best
To bring up my boys
If they went a little far
It’s because they are my stars
And we always did like bars
To wind down the day
Rob Ford’s Mother
Thinks some other
Pair of brothers
Are the ones to blame
For hypnotizing
Mesmerising
The media
With their games
I never sensed that they did drugs
When they gave me pecks and hugs
They are just funloving lugs
Those bighearted boys
If they’re hounded out of town
Until things have settled down
They’re welcome back around
The Ford family home
