I know a guy named Leo
He looks a lot like me oh
He counts to 1,2,3 oh
He wrecked my sola a mio
A gourmand is our Leo
He nevers pays a fee oh
Just eats and drinks on me oh
His things are never free oh
A dandy is our Leo
His dress code is so free oh
His pants are filled with pee oh
He fills them up with brio
If you want to meet Leo
Then come and visit me oh
If you wait long to see oh
He’ll be bigger than me oh
