Why I love Trump

The Ump, Bump, Chump, Clump of Hair, Dump, Frump, Flumf, Gump, Hump, Jump, Krump, Lump, Pump, Plump, Rump, Sump, Stump, Thump, Wump

A perfect name

For any poetically inclined

To praise or raze

Or for the protagonist

Of a newly discovered

Dr Seuss book

Lonely, Horny

Why create life

Lonely, Horny

Why make acids & lipids

Lonely, Horny

Why brave hell

Lonely, Horny

Why make harpies cry

Lonely, Horny

Why leave Menelaus

Lonely, Horny

Why invade Troy

Lonely, Horny

Why give an ear to Roxanne

Lonely, Horny

Why get married

Lonely, Horny

Why cheat

Lonely, Horny

Why get divorced

Lonely, Horny

Why watch porn

Lonely, Horny

Why remarry

Lonely, Horny

Why create life

Lonely, Horny

Allah Ackbar

When a person

Yells Allah Ackbar

As the hospital

Where their child lays

Is bombed by fighters

This does not mean

They are a terrorist

It means

They are a terrorized

When a person

Yells Allah Ackbar

As the hospital

Where their child lays

Is bombed by fighters

This does not mean

They believe god alone is good

It means

They know man can be evil

Barbie Dolls

I used to think
Ken and Barbie
Cockless wonder
And
Sexless fairy
Their shiny dead eyes
Rictus scar smiles
Were so inaccurate
Till I realized
They are married

Nowhere Fast

Apparently
An unmuffled Porsche
Is just what you need
To get the fifty meters
Between stoplights
Here in Japan